Beer Pennies

Miniature version of "Beer Pong."
Cups: Shot Glasses, or Similar Size
Replacement of Pong Balls: Clean Pennies
Set-up: 6 "cup" pyramid layout with 1 regular sized beer disbursed amongst the cups
Playing Area: Table Short Way, not Long Way. All allowable moves are table top only; steals, bounces etc., there are no saves from the pennies going into the cups.
Players: 2 or more
Beer Penny Winner(s): Eliminated all of the other teams cups
Beer Penny Loser(s): Must consume the rest of the winning teams beer filled cups

See the definition for Beer Pennies, similar to regular sized Beer Pong.

Alley Beer

Free-standing, fermented urine found between buildings in medium to large cities.

"That was a well brewed Alley Beer," Chad said after taking a sip.

Pie and Beer Day

An alternative to Pioneer day on July 24th, which celebrates the Mormon settlers settling in Utah. "Pie and Beer" plays on the word "Pioneer" and serves as an excuse to eat pie and drink beer.

Person A: Are you celebrating Pioneer day?
Person B: No, I'm celebrating Pie and Beer day instead.

beerful

Cheerful from Bear

I was beerful after drinking a pint

Beerful!

Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.

“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think