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What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.
I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.
When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare
I gave that girl a venezuela boat ride last night
Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
Pushing someone down a flight of stairs at ground level.
Okay, are you ready for the basement ride? Watch your head!
The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.
Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?
Man 2: You executed her?
Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!
An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!
To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning
The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.