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When your grandfather gets really drunk at a family gathering.
Grandpa hit that vodka super hard on Sunday, he was a total Sloppy Papi.
Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
Sloppy slav is a famous dj well known for performances at the biggest raves such as lovefest, edc, and together as one. Sloppy slav is also known as a badass bitch who can party. Girlfriend dont give a damn. As long as you son of a biscuits know how to party, she is down.
"Hey are you Sloppy Slav?"
" Call me slops, now hand me the vodka and lets bump it"
what your mom gives me every time i visit you
"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"
When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.
I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.
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Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.
Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P
When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head
Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!