Posting something controversial and then reading replies, but refusing to reply to anyone who tags you.
Look at this social media arsonist, saying guns should be better regulated but not answering a single question by gun owners.
Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.
Ex. VSCO
Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!
Watching something for the social environment it provides, not the purpose it is shown for.
Amy enjoyed the Super Bowl for the social viewing it allowed while she caught up with friends.
IDK what I'm supposed to do all day in it!
social class is so boring
A gathering of men (and optionally women) for partaking in the ingestion of semen. (Usually straight from the source)
Mark lined the men up like circus seals and swallowed every load. It was a real protein social up in that place.
Describes the Ponzi scheme younger workers support through forced payroll deductions. Because these deductions reduce their income, they are less able to save for their own retirement.
Heather: Last year I paid 5K into social nonsecurity!
Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.
CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT