ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

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Stick Army

A group of openly gay friends.

What is this, a stick army fest?

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Wizard Stick

A Wizard Stick is usually constructed of tall boy PBR beer cans. As The Hipster drinks, he/she tapes the empty beer cans together to create a cane of some sort.

You can witness the use of a Wizard Stick in the new Hipster Parody video called "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube. It's totally out of control.

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tweeter stick

a man's fuck stick.or dong.

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace

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stick it to the man

An extremely effective heckle, often shouted at towards pedestrians from the open window of an SUV, by predominantly white males. Usually leaves the receiver of such a heckle in a state of perplexity, as the phrase itself doesn't mean much. One of the greatest heckles ever.

White boy in a SUV: STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!!!!!
Pedestrian: What the hell just happened here...?

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boom stick

a gun,usually one used for close range.

used in red-neck slang. more of a joke. 'I'm going to shoot you with my boom stick'

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slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

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