PIERS AND STEVEN ARE THE DEFINITION STRAIGHT.
bro ur so straight
ong he bult like steven and piers
Cigarettes out of a box - not rollies
‘Can you buy me a pack of straights?’
Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.
Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
not me :D
"are you straight"
"its actually insulting that you thought i was straight"
*cries in the corner*
Bro:It's straight
Girl:it is straight
Bro 2:No
Something that all parents want there kids to be
Kid:mom I'm gay
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.