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Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.
Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.
A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies
#yosoyeelprimo
Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.
Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*