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David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.
Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.
imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl
David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.
"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"
a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)