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An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
Florida man term for jizz
Man, she let me duck slough on her face.
I just duck sloughed in my pants.
Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.
“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”
“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”
Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it
Duck 1:Hey have you seen the new suck duck fuck 1000?
Duck 2:Yes i got a glock in my rari aye 17 shots no .38
Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail
Hey when you coming soon
Them: soon
Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon
Them: Soon
Me: your such a moth duck
1. Duck boat is the act of crapping in Tupperware and leaving it in a water filled sink/bathtub.
Hey man I just left a duck boat at Tyler’s house.