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You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.
Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.
Picking up Donkeys,
and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb
I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.
With the connection of the center-fuge of humanity and in the relativity of humanities intuition is Darwinism now on the other hand is the same being who is much more of a station than the aforementioned in tune with the longing for acceptance mainly associated with true mental illnesses such as down syndrome and retardedness. The being is born with the longing that usually is cause for deformation. But on some stroke of luck within the genetic lottery he hit the jackpot. Attributed as a God. This singular being is born amongst billions of souls. Jesus even spoke of the counselor that is to come during his life. And transcribed him as the third Elijah. He is also known to the Jews as Ruach-Ha-Kodesh.
I ran into the Donkey-Slayer the other day. Donkey-slayer dude; is a master.
When male that's got a big cock has a sex with female that's got a big ass.
- Yo, that man got fucked his girl yesterday.
- Haha, donkey in donkey.
- That dude has been fucking J. Lo'.
- So she got donkey in donkey.
When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve
The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.
The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.