Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

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muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

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Hotdog Water OG

A slang term for the cannabis (THC) inside illegal and unregulated cannabis cartridges that are contaminated with pesticides, Vitamin E. Acetate, or other carcinogens. The name 'Hotdog water OG' is a joke based on the naming conventions of real cannabis strains, 'OG' stands for Ocean-Grown, meaning that the strain originated in place next or near the ocean, for example "OG Kush" and "SFV OG". 'Hotdog Water' references that pretty much any substance can be placed in these illegal cartridges. Legal and regulated cartidges in legal states (like ones in California, Colorado, Nevada, etc.) have massive restrictions on what a cartridge can or cannot contain to maintain a certain safety profile.

Person: Yo my plug sold me straight Hotdog Water OG
Another Person: Better not hit that, it'll probably kill you

Examples of cartridges known to be completely fake: Smart Cart, Mario Kart, CartNite, Dank Vapes
Other legitimate companies like Raw Garden, Stiiizy, Plugplay, etc. are often faked in illegal states, DO NOT BUY A CANNABIS-CONTAINING (THC) CARTDIGE IF IT IS NOT FROM A LICENSED DISPENSARY IN A LEGAL STATE

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midgets under water

a very extreme porn fetish

man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.

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fresh water shark

Euphemism for feces. The product of a heat spike when left in a wet environment such as the bowl or a body of water. When left in a dry surrounding, known as a ‘lawn trout’.

Some fucker left a fresh water shark in the bowl.
John is sure to watch out for fresh water sharks when water skiing.

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Texas water Bomb

When a Female Squirts into a Balloon, then use it as a water balloon, normally Practiced in the state of texas.

"Man i got hit by another Texas Water bomb, they are really getting popular"

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Water-type Pokemon

A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.

Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon

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