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What Leandro Matthews does to Kanye West
Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”
It is when u dont wanna pay for a train ticket and u just hide in the toilet for an hour cuz you are broke as shit
Willy : Fuck i dont have money for the ticket
Daniel: what are u gonna
Willy: guess i am doing the bosnian train ride
It is when u dont wanna pay for a train ticket and u just hide in the toilet for an hour cuz you are broke as shit
Willy : Fuck i dont have money for the ticket
Daniel: what are u gonna
Willy: guess i am doing the bosnian train ride
When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."
Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?
I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.
A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height
Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...
The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...
Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher