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When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.
“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “
Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.
When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.
“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “
Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.
When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
To have a heated dispute with another individual, usually over a minor issue.
Daniel: You can open the door yourself.
Edwin: You should be a gentlemen and open the door for me.
Abel: #BEEF
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
"What's Beef Bread?" "It's meat in the shape of a Brea-BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD!"
the act of fucking a girl so hard that shit cums out her asshole; the act of eating a girl out and finding shit cuming out her asshole
"Dude I would have fucked her but I heard she rocks a mean beef briscuit!"