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When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
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One who constanly has a boner from the lack of sex with another person.
Id like to bang her, but Im more of a boner farmer than a pussy hound.
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relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.
When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.
When you're jonesing to see a gruesome death on film, you can be said to have a murder-boner.
"What do you wanna watch? I have such a murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."
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When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.
Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.
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