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when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!
A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build
That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips
Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.
“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”
To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...
That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!
It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.
Great substitute for douche bag
Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.
When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep
Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.
noun. What a girl give to a guy. It’s a blrup and a bow.
verb. When a girl is giving a guy that good burp AND blow 😉😉
ex.
“ Ayo, Roger, I heard Annabella gave you that good Burp and Blow?”
“Nah man, I wish. I know her burp and blow is legendary though.”
“Oh for sure man. Listen to this tho… I’ve heard her blow needs a little work, but her burp is the stuff you here about in fairytales.”
“gahhh damn man. I only hope to be that blessed one day.🙏🏻“