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Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!
"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"
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"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"
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After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.
Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.
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Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.
"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."
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The act of dipping one’s testicles into shit and having another suck them clean.
That girl allowed me to do Chocolate Covered Strawberries with her, can still see the shit in her teeth.
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The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then standing up. The clenching of the ass cheeks while standing up will squeeze the dookie residue and create a chocolate sand dollar out of the chocolate star fish!
I have a chocolate sand dollar in my ass, I guess I should have wiped!
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The act of letting spit drip from your mouth onto a persons chocolate starfish, and then sucking the spit back up into your mouth.
I love the way the Chocolate Yo-Yo tastes when my girl is dirty.
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When a mans dick gose up someones arse it is classed as going up the chocolate wizz way.
"Can i do you up the chocolate wizz way?"
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