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When a cat is cut and has no balls and can roam and do other cats
They was happy as a cut cat when they got there groceries for free
when you have trouble pronouncing happy birthday
h-h-happy birthday
lalalalala
happy birthday
Lalalalala happy birthday
Stuttering
September 29th, the official day to celebrate our canadian king, Aubrey Drake Graham.
joe: MOM OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS NATIONAL DRAKE DAY!!!!!!!
joes mom: good stuff champ, proud of ya
joe: happy drake day mommy
When a man slaps his phallus on a woman or man's asshole repeatedly. Often seen in pornos.
I was having sex with my wife last night and i pulled out and happy slapped her.
A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.
"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"
extended alternative of THC, Tetrahydrocannabinol.
The Happy Camper
Let's have fun when we go camping, we'll be the happiest campers there...
The happy camper stands for THC!
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