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the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole
damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head
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an affectionate term for someone you like
Hey biscuit head, how's it going?
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someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational
a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head
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when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends
Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?
Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.
Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.
Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.
Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.
Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?
Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.
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The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.
Me: No, but I just turned 41...
Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.
Me: Is it terminal?
Friend: Yes.
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Hair growing arond the penis in a full circle like how lions have hair around their head
Oh my god john you have a lions head
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A a 20 inch long head that is very wide and beasty. People often stay away from those people
Look at his head.
I know its so big
I think its a battle head
Me too.
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