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сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck
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When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.
Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.
Sarah: No, I don't!
Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.
Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.
Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.
Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!
Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!
Sarah: ...
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Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.
Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!
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A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?
Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.
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An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.
- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)
Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.
He was packing a soda can in his pants