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JOHN KERRY

A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.

That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).

by pheonix blackhawk May 16, 2005

271๐Ÿ‘ 793๐Ÿ‘Ž


Port-A-John

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.

Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.

by Leslie Barbara January 5, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


taco johns

for those of you who dont know what taco johns is, take a papa johns pizza, cover with lettuce cheese and ground beef, fold, and enjoy.

-Adult Swim

Dear adult swim,
which is better?
taco bell?
or taco johns?

by fryloc July 16, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


john william

annoying and whiny usually a guy. Whiny 24/7, 7. perverted as nothing else. He is normally a jerk to people he doesn't like. Though he can be pretty cute. Looks really hot when he actually smiles.

Wow he is definitely a john william.

by LAMFO May 24, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


elton john

if something is hella gay then you can just call it elton, or if someone is gay then you can do the same thing. This originated from Bryan B. who is extremely gay and considers himself a fashion critic

did you hear brian talk about that guy's pants he said "that gut is realy cute in those pants". Man Brian is so elton john

by tanner dum April 2, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Howard

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.

oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!

by me-me-me October 14, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Little John

The most blatantly retarded person in the universe. Little John takes to making fun of others when he is unable to face the fact that he is wrong. His greatest insult is to call his opponent in a debate 'little', ironic, considering that his name is LITTLE John.

Little John: Accually, It takes several swings, FORCEFULL swings to break a bone with a hand axe.

Sparda: Little John, go to your nearest Hardware store and buy yourself an axe. Now, get the person nearest to you to hack at your chest. Only once. Send me some pictures of what happens.

by A Guy Who Knows December 28, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž