Surprised person- very shocked
man walks into a room and is surprised.. "Lad a life!"
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One who constantly text messages instead of having a sex life.
Yo: Christy is really hot but I dont think she will let me hit it because sheonly a text life not a sex life.
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When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8
You know I live this road life my g
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noun : Refers to the "life" that a few homosexual males try to live at Lincoln College. Unfortunately, the "Lincoln Life" is no where near the extreme nature of the original FRAT LIFE. Frat life includes non-gay longboards, having sex with 9's or 10's, drinking more alcohol than water, etc. etc. On the other hand, Lincoln Life includes drinking strawberry daiquiri while watching Oprah or Dr. Phil, listening to Coldplay at parties, and "wrestling" shirtless. So basically to sum it up, Lincoln Life is a much gayer not so awesome version of FRAT LIFE.
Ugly Chick : I'm totally going to the Lincoln Life Party! I heard they're having a bouncey house, with unlimited Mike's Hard Lemonades!
Super duper Hot Chick : Naww, Frat Life party is where it's at. They have super hot, awesome, muscular dudes, and not to mention they drink beer and they're super awesome. Oh, and you're not invited cause Frat Life only hang out with Super duper Hot Chicks like me.
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When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
I just lived the High Life!!
We should drink some beers, find some bitches and live the high life!!
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A bad reference to thug life used by predominantly well off, good looking people who very temporarily live in a van and post lots of selfies hoping to become social influencers. This is nothing like the actual homelessness or poverty that leads people to live in vehicles, it is a privilege similar to the tiny house movement. It relies heavily on photo ops in iconic places that people only learn about on Instagram, not as actual nature enthusiasts. Most #vanlife photos are taken of skinny white blonde women in underpants βhaving funβ or β just living a modest lifeβ.
βI never knew what true freedom was until I experienced # van lifeβ (selfie caption of young blonde girl in a thong doing yoga)
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a fat infant that has no life. it possibly could be dead.
pwned a n00b at life by strangling him/her with his/her own umbilical cord
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