muffin hunting

To search frantically for muffins.

"Cocos doesn't have muffins, Starbucks doesn't have muffins! This is a disappointing. Muffin hunting is so hard!"

drop a muffin

Fart. Cut the cheese.

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?

morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

muffin base

fat ass/booty, taken literally the bottom of a muffin top.

'that girls got a gigantic muffin base'

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!