If I was your vampire

awesome song by the king of his silver wardrobe, misunderstood world of furniture polish and cold velvet, Marilyn Manson. DO NOT FUCKING RELATE IT TO TWILIGHT.

6 AM, christmas morning, no shadows no reflections here, lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace... LOOK UP If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson on youtube. You won't regret it, I swear.

13👍 1👎

put your papers in

This is a common expression in a bureaucracy regarding retirement and status change.

The old patrol sergeant said it is a time in life to put your papers in!

13👍 1👎

cut of your jib

An old sailor's term for one's intangible qualities. Often judged on first impression.

I've taken a fancy to the cut of your jib and I'd like you to accompany me on the voyage.

446👍 116👎

Thanks for your input!

A corporate phrase that could either mean "thanks for your input", or, more cheerfully, "fuck you!"

Employee 1: "That proposal of yours will cost way too much money and isn't technically feasible."

Employee 2: "Thanks for your input!"

78👍 16👎

UD Your Name

The act of submitting a definition of your own name to Urban Dictionary in the hope that it will be published by the editors so that you can show your friends how intelligent you are, that you managed to rub two brain cells together hard enough to think up a sentence that you believe adequately describes your own self righteous opinion of your personality, and submit it to Urban Dictionary.

Will generally define themselves as being (but not limited to) sexy, talented, romantic, cute, clever, caring, awesome, unique, funny, wonderful and loving.

A . "Hey, I think I'll publish my own name onto Urban Dictionary so the whole world can see how cool I think I am"

B. "Dude, really? You think submitting your own name to Urban Dictionary is cool?"

A. "Yeah...I mean, that's what my life has come to, I have to try and convince myself I'm a cool person by doing this"

B. "...you don't have friends do you?"

A. "No."

B. "Ok that's the only qualification you have to have to UD your name.

34👍 6👎

your mom is gay

An insult to end all insults

Person you hate:Screw you faggot
You: your mom is gay
Person you hate: dies

33👍 5👎

your my world

someone who is everything to you, someone who means a lot to you and you love no matter what. someone you hope to never loose cause you would be nothing without them.

sophia, you are everything to me and i would be nothing without you, your my world.

99👍 22👎