roll deep

Reclining your seats in your car as far back as possible so that you can no longer see the road ahead, but at least you look "cool!"

"Lez roll deep and bump Will Smith, then all the bitches 'be flauting!"

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That's how I roll

A phrase used to defer responsibility, akin to "it is what it is". Usually used when someone's behavior is questioned, or when someone wants to brag about something they are subconciously not proud of.

Q: "So you tapped his girlfriend, and then when he found out...YOU kicked HIS ass!?!??"

A: "Fool shoulda known....That's how I roll."

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Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

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California Sushi-Roll

When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.

Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man

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California Cinnamon Roll

A rather strange sexual encounter with a blonde woman, in which she first gives a male partner a blumpkin, allows him to jizz in her hair, and then proceeds to wipe his ass with her luscious golden locks. She then disseminates the revolting combination of excrement and semen in her hair with a brush or comb, and puts her hair up into a bun (hence cinnamon roll). This practice is experiencing staggering increases in popularity, particularly in California.

Did you hear about that new thing, the California Cinnamon Roll? I want to try it with my girlfriend, but she'd have to bleach her hair.

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snake roll up

when a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his trouser snake for the delight and enjoyment of his partner who proceeds to skining the snake's body/fruity skin using only her mouth and teeth

guy: hey do you wanna use a flavored condom
girl: how bout we do a snake roll up... ill get the fruit roll ups

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Rolling Thunder

When you are driving and some goon tries to cross a crosswalk expecting you to stop for him and you instead try to roll through the stop sign only to realize you will hit him unless you thunder it away.

this chank was tryin' ta cross but i rolling thunder'd it outta there. he was pissed that I almost hit him

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