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an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."
Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"
Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
The bones/muscles you use when you smile or suck dick
I broke my girls smile bones when she sucked my dick
Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.
Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!
When you splooge in a chick during sex and on your last thrust your shaft gets covered in your own cum but you never clean it off. Later in the day though when you clean your bone off the dried cum looks like dust falling off!
Killian was smashing Riley’s snatch last night and never cleaned his knob off after cream pieing her. A couple hours later bone dust was falling off his schlong when he took his dick out to piss
what shall soon become the remnants of your spinal cord
you don't have your mask on sir so now your spine will become Bone Dust
Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside
person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park