I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

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You want him in your pants

When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.

Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.

Sarah: No, I don't!

Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.

Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.

Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.

Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!

Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!

Sarah: ...

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makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.

Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

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I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

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Spontaneous pants off dance off

When two or more parties spontaneously remove pants and challenge each other to a dance off, the winner of which may put pants back on and ridicule other(s) for being pantless.

Bro Emily totally dominated that spontaneous pants off dance off last night CJ was so ashamed she lost and had to remain pantless the rest of the night!

convince someone your pants off

It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.
Used especially while you're referring to your female friend in your conversation, though it can be used by females for males. *his/her pants off* is used as an adverb in this sentence. It means, she is ready to fuck you if you believe her.

Person1: Hey mane! I heard that you were hitting on her. Is it true?
Person2: Nay, she is just trying to convince you her pants off! (convince someone your pants off)

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants