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when you stuff your pockets full of shit piss barf and more
"pocket stuffing"
This is a colloquialism from the tweaker vernacular, indicating the speaker is currently in possession of methamphetamine (ice). It is derived from the semantic shift of "wake up" to getting high on methamphetamines.
You look rough, you wanna wake up? I got that sunshine in my pocket.
The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."
When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.
Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.
So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
an organ on the female body that secretes.
Damn dude did u see that chicks jam pocket... fucking gross dude.... it must have been Austin's wife!!