Over Easy Shot Gun

When your fuckin' without a rubber n bust a nut inside of her and continue fucking her which results in a sloppy mess of semen and girl juice.

Chris: Shit dude, I accidentally over easy shot gunned her last night!

Joey: Oh crap man, this could be very bad.

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Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

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At least I dont get shot in school

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.

Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

like i just shot her dog

A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.

I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.

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irish bog shot

2 oz. Milk
1/2 pack Carnation Instant Breakfast
2 full shots Irish Whiskey (preferably Bushmills).

Shake in mixer well, serve in shots (shooters).

-Dude, what is a good shot for the end of the night?

-How about an Irish Bog Shot?

-(Takes shot) Damn. That's good. That's REAL GOOD!

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Aww man i just shot marvin in the face

The greatest quote ever, see Pulp Fiction

Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"

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I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

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