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Diamond free fire

by 1111sxavd September 29, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flint Michigan Fire drill

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.

Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"

by honkyhater69 March 13, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Set Fire To The Rain

When you horribly reject your ex boyfriend over text when he "HYPOTHETICALLY" accuses you of going for his best friend.

HIM: "You would be a dick if you went for ___."
HER: "We're becoming better friends but we're not a thing."
HIM: "That would be like me going for one of your close friends you realize that, right?"
HER: "Yeah, we're just becoming food friends."
HIM: "Better be all it is."
HER: 'If you HYPOTHETICALLY rape someone, it's not actually rape. Think about it. Get off me, seriously!"
HIM: "Dang, you really set fire to the rain."

by DecaRoom1732 March 4, 2012

10๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 3, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drinkn From a Fire Hose

1) The act of trying to accomplish something that is pretty much impossible.

2)To Have good, yet futile intentions

3)A website WHERE NOTHING IS SAFE FROM the creators BIASED OPINION. BASED IN THE IOWA CITY, IA AREA HOME OF THE IOWA HAWKEYES, They TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING they FEEL they NEED TOO. MIX IN A DASH OF ANGER, A PINCH OF REASON AND A HEAPING HANDFUL OF HUMOR, AND YOU'RE DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!!(taken from their site: www.drinknfromafirehose.com)

1) A:Hey look at Johnny trying to get that hot chicks number!!
B:trying to get a number out of that bar whore is like DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!

2)A:Do you think that feminist would like a hand changing her tire?
B: You're better off DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE, my good man!

3) www.drinknfromafirehose.com.....

by JohnnySacs02 October 25, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


My neighborโ€™s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

Weโ€™ve gotta go, my neighborโ€™s house is on fire.

by Baduke February 5, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000ยฐ !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!

aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !

by michael foolsley January 22, 2022