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Conciderd one of the most paranormal homes in America. EVP has great recording
P1: Honey, you want to go to Lizzy Borden House and check it out?
P2: Heck ya, you know I <3 getting the hair scared out of me. Better than sex.
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A home that was horribly flipped by a newbie millennial, who paid big bucks to listen to a lecture from Joe Shmo, or watched a house-flipping show on TV.
Jennifer just bought a real flop house.
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A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.
TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.
- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.
Boy 1: Lets go to the Mickey mouse drug house boys!
Boy 2: No lad me Ma's down town
Goth clothing and jewelry store in Toronto on Queen Street.
I bought a nice cuff from the House of Ill Repute a few years ago, but otherwise, the stuff they sell there is incredibly overpriced.
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.noun. The home of a dreamy blonde woman whose tenuous relationship with reality enables her to exist as a drifting cloud, floating aloft in a nebulous manner, not quite solid and always slightly vague.
.verb. to sha sha, meaning to let one's mind wander and skippity-skip and tra-la-la
.noun. She realised after reading The Little Mermaid that one doesn't need to marry a handsome prince when one dwells in the house of sha sha.
.verb. As a form of meditation, she sha sha-ed for 20 minutes every morning instead of depressing herself by reading the newspaper.
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