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HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT
(also please kiss me <3)
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Sayori best girl.
The Yes God is very yes. Everything they do and say is yes. I don't know of something more yes. The Yes God is the post powerful person to ever exist. They are a perfect role model.
The Yes God: dickbebebw
Everyone: *Cums.* That was so inspiring!
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Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.
Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!
Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.
Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!
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1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
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When Garincha, EA and the other Fifa gods screw you over on Any Fifa game.
The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)
"Please save my team from losing fifa gods.."
"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."
"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."
"Thanks fifa gods."
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