Proof that my friends are idiots…
Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?
Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
When one has a toe fetish so to reach full climax they need their toes tickled
Hey baby wanna be my toe tickler and take my full load
Adj) A person who tickles toes.
N) A monster that comes out at night and if your toes are sticking out of your blanket, it will tickle them.
Adj) A sexual term for a romantic partner.
Adj) A mean name.
1. Mom's new boyfriend is a toe tickler.
2. The Toe Tickler stole my big toe last night!
When you love sucking toes so much, you begin to associate the taste of sweaty dirty toes with tasty cheesy Cheetos. You almost can smell the cheese dust beneath the sock. Yummy. I can imagine the taste of them just thinking about it.
Yum, Carly has cheeto toes. I can smell them jawns from here!
When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!