When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!
I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!
First of the morning turd
I took a turd whisle this morning.
Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.
Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.
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