Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

Slippery When Wet

A Bon Jovi album released on August 19th, 1986. This is their most popular album. Gave birth to the iconic Livin' on a Prayer.

Me: "Did you know the US album cover is different from it's international album cover. Yes Slippery When Wet has a weird international album cover."

Slippery When Wet

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon

'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?

wet your steel

Wet your steel: verb; a semi-conscious reaction to the sight of extremely high calorie cake or desert whereby the individual places the utensil to be used to devour the delectable treat upside down in their mouth to lubricate the steel prior to taking the first bite. Typically done by overweight individuals who have a primal reaction to attacking high calorie sweets, without the thought of shame or consequences.

Tammy, we all saw you wet your steel when the waiter set that enormous slice of double fudge cake with buttercream frosting on the table. You do realize that's for 6 people, not just you, right?

Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

wet it up with a stick

When her DM is full of options, but she would rather use a vibrator to get off.

I left that boy on read, and wet it up with a stick