a sexy motherfucker who we all want to fuck
josh seager fuck me
A sexy boy who gets heartbroken by other girls. He's most likely found the right girl, but doesn't know it yet. Kind hearted, but can be arrogant.
Wow! That guy is as heartbroken as a Josh Syder!
To become famous in the line of basketball, and proceed to touch minors at a club.
Basketball People 1: Yo I Josh Giddey'd the little girl
Coach: Your now starting 5
When your Autistic brother gets mad at your older brother for no reason.
Josh- walks in room
Mario-FUCKING JOSH
Josh-confused
Mario- Fuck you JOSH
Josh- stays quiet
Also Josh- I hate my life
A josh Campbell is a very rare find.
An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
He got a fat ass and a big heart! Don't mess with this foo cause you gonna get you beat your ass if you dom. He may be size 5 but he got wears fucking heat from stock x solamente. He a real as mofo and loyal asf. He's got hella bars and he's usually hard. Straight out the 425, you can catch him geekin off the mud.
Friend: Hey Josh! Try these tacos de berria.
Josh: Mmmmmm the flavors are melting on my tongue!
Josh Carrillo: Just wiped that whole squad! My grandma's titties are saggy!
Walli: Uhhhhhhhh he's going to gloat about this all day!