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fat ass

a person that sits on the couch all day and watches shows like Ricki, Maury, and Jerry, and eats bon bons

you're a fat ass

by fatty January 14, 2003

583๐Ÿ‘ 280๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Plunderer

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'

Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'

by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


COCK IN ASS

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.

1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


wax that ass

To bend over your lady friend and give that ass a good pounding.

Yo baby....I'm about to wax that ass!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass nard

Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.

I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!

by Mike and Scott November 15, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duck-ass

A person whom you date or are associate with that you are ashamed and/or embarrass to bring around your normal friends or family forcing you to duck or dodge them when you drive by. Most Duck ass people are jobless, wannabe gangsters that use women to pay their bills and drive their cars.

Is Katie still dating that duck-ass nigga from her job?

Kelly: Why do I get hurt by these guys? They just use me!
Jim: Cause you are attracted to duck-ass people.

by dragonlp2004 September 25, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass tickler

having ones ass licked, tickled or bitten

I got an ass tickler last night

by John A. Mcdooshbag April 24, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž