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Celebrated annually on January 20th
Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter
Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.
Greg was beating the whole village again last night.
Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”
“Is that a crowbar?”
Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle
she really wants me beating them cakes bro
The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"