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Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-
Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.
Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?
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what people see when they smoke chocolate kush
im so high i see chocolate urinal rainbows
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The sexual act of giving your partner anal sex and them forcing Diarrhea down the sides of your dick while your dick is inserted. It looks like a chocolate fondue fountain.
Last night I was giving it to my girlfriend up the arse and she went the chocolate fondue fountain. It was revolting.
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Another name for your butt hole. It is where poop exits your body.
Man, I just took a huge shit out of my dark chocolate dungeon.
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A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.
"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"
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"Gangsta name" of the master basket weaver John Lindsey.
White Chocolate (WC!) can usually be found dueling unruly banditos.
My homie White Chocolate made me this here basket!
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