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A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon
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go to the bathroom desperately
Teacher, can I score a dukie in da coldhouse
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A pretty good joke, also "a lot"
Hey guys I got a joke:
"Rit Wick Da N"
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penile tissue damage resulting from an inability to accept the limitations of short-term drug-induced erectile dysfunction; trying to push a wet noodle into what is, more than likely, a dry socket
Blaine's rough handling of his unwilling member resulted in the worst case of da meth-dick violence he had ever experienced.
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Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.
Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?
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dumbass know it all from an old Halo clan known as Children of God. He has long hair and a "sweet" laptop he spent the "entire" summer of 06 working to get the cash to buy it. Nagga, claimed that the name came from a greeting in which he would say Nagga? instead of hey! to his friends. He has an extremely high pitch voice and he professes to be an expert in all things when in reality he is an ignorant schmuck.
Stoll Nagga Da Bob: Osama bin Laden only attacked us because the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan.
Dude: Right, why don't you just go back to your d20 modern game?
Stoll: because the monkeyman wants mechcommander! I can't play while uploading it to him through aim.
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we fr put asians in concentration camps in the 40s now look at them they made it out da hood
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