hello are you dead yet

a famous line used by murderers that killed my goldfish and my pikachu use it wisely if i hear you im going to kill you

hello are you dead yet

no

dies

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Don't Dead Open Inside

A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.

Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.

Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."

Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.

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Rachel’s dead cat Geno

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.

Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”

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Fuck yo dead mans

Saying fuck yo or disrespecting yo dead manz (mostly used in New York and New Jersey)

Friend: yo you blowin mines like dead ass
U: fuck yo dead mans nigga SMD

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Airship race (dead heat in the)

Used to describe a lady well endowed in the breast department walking past.

"I say, her comes Daphne from accounts"
"Yes, and I see it's still a dead heat in the Airship race"

Airship race (dead heat in the)

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Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum

A term in which you want stupid fucktard yuppies to Drop Dead.

Person: Faggot! Drop Dead, Yuppie Scum!
Yuppie: I'm wearing Gucci shoes, don't get to close!

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Dead Fish Outta Wutta

Someone who looks weird and ugly. Just one ugly ass bitch.

Girl #1: Look at that ugly ass bitch.
Girl #2: I know moe,, that green bitch look like a fucking dead fish outta wutta

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