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The day the word was "going to end". Some kids at my school were not able to come to school because their parents were scared.
Well guess what folks we made it because today is DECEMBER 22 2012
Person: OH SHIT WE GON DIE DECEMBER 21, 2012
Dude: You are a fucktard TODAY IS THE 22 that means it didn't happen
Person: OHMYGOD NO CHRISTMAS!
Dude: You are retarded I just said it didn't happen which means #WESTILLHAVECHRISTMAS
Person: oh...
Dude: What a stupid person.
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On December 11, 2020. It is officially National Kiss A Person Day.
Boy: On December 11, 2020, you get to kiss a person! May I kiss you baby? Baby: Uhm no, gross.
wear your pajamas or pajama pants to school on this day. be free and comfortable. no one will understand unless they see this. if your teachers say sum about it make up an excuse. have fun ๐
post this on your snap and insta stories. wear em on december 18 ๐๐ผ
The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.
Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.
Birthday Of Professional Gamers Or
Professionals in Music Or Is A Great DJ And Is incredibly Good-looking
Wow that guy is so handsome he must be born on 28 December 2009
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The December of 2020 where you try not to die
Jeff: have you heard of ddd
John: you mean destroy dick December?
Jeff: no I mean donโt die December where you dont die. Or try it
John: *fucking dies and looses*
(Only preferring to the ladies) if you know a dominic you have to have sex with him everyday for the whole month of December
Damnit itโs fuck Dom December fuck you dominic