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When his guitar pick turns you on
Omg that guitarist is hot he pulled a dirty Larsen on me
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dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night
i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.
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It is when a somewhat handsome Aussie dresses up as a Mexican Mariachi trumpet player and tricks a female OR male sexual partner into undocumented style ginger root ass play.
Evs gave me one Dirty Bancroft at last year's Comic-Con. My anus still hasn't healed.
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when ur licking a person asshole out and they have crabs
i was tossing ur salad and i got a mouthful of dirty crabcake
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During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
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When you fuck a girl in the ear, while you sufficate due to a banana being shoved down your throat, all have to be done in the trunk of a car.
Many different kinds of fruits can be used.
My friend Sophia and i went out to makeout point, where we closed the trunk and i jammed my penis into her ear, and then she took the banana, and we made a dirty Søren.
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A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.
I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now
Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence
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