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When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg
Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!
The most divine food on Earth. Also responsible for the most liked photo on Instagram and on any social media.
Ffs, the most liked pic on Instagram is an egg.
if you are an egg it means you are a asshole
if someone calls you a egg its not a good thing and there is no comeback so you should just go and cry.
someone called my friend a egg and I've never seen that friend ever again
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A white or brown round cone-shaped object that can either hatch into a baby animal, such as a duck, bird or chicken, or become food when humans try to eat them.
An egg has fallen off the shelf on to the floor and splatted all over the kitchen.
A soft squishy not so bouncy ball. That came from a chicken's booty. Eggs are a chicken's period. Offen made fun of because squidward tentacles sucks them. Exquisite flavor that makes your breakfast 100 times better. Usually great when they are fully cooked. Raw not so much unless you're into that type of stuff. Eggs don't judge. Can transform into a chicken.
You must suck eggs because I smell your filthy mouth from a mile away. Also eggs are cool.
A thing you give people during periods of hardship. Term coined by Franklin Reynolds in 2011.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?