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Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
Any fun this weekend.
Man, I had a Becky from Behind.
Damn.
Is a master of knowledge and explains how liking women is gay and how to become a Giga chad and alpha male and explains how the ultimate pronouns are he/robot/not gay/giga CHAD/ur mum/ur dad/Alpha Male/HIV/AIDS/her
DIVINE FROM DISCORD IS SUCH A GIGA CHAD
Runnin from the "Trap" is when you are trying to escape societies or your parents expectations of you and not giving a fuck what people think about your dreams and goals no matter how big they are.
Tyren: Yo why is that kid acting so weird and so quiet all of a sudden?
YungGat: Boy he runnin from the trap
When you and/or your sexual other Is so exhausted from cumming and you have to stop because you have no moore fluid in your body and/or can not physically continue doing sex.
After Aaron's 6th & Megan's 9th orgasm of the night they were done from cum.
Me to dara
Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D
Never in the office because she’s actually a troll who has a bridge to guard.
Have you met that condescending squidbilly? She’s such a Sam from Disregard!
See: cucker
When your parents watch each other fuck their own lovers and their newly conceived children end up being together.
P1: You see that girl over there? You don't want to know about her family tree.
P2: She's on her way to fulfilling the fucker from another cucker family legacy, that's for sure