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half dollar

when a girl only give you half a blow job. also known as low job.

my girl friend gave me a half dollar last night it sucked.

by Ashly gomez November 25, 2011


Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023


half-first cousin-uncle

Parent's male half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020


Half-straight

Bisexual or straight and gay

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.

by Miss misery November 5, 2022


Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 18, 2019


half smoked

Vancouver Island, BC Native slang for half breed

Are you half smoked? Whose your parents?”

by itZe August 19, 2019