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The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆
The josh defence league is better than the panini gang
Josh: Hey OCM~ why are you sweating so much? (Josh wiped the sweat off of Erik's face with his index finger) Erik: Me, sweating, hah! I'm not sweating am I? Is it getting a little hot in here? (Erik tugged gently onto his shirt, grinding his teeth, blushing deeply as Josh gently caressed Erik's face with his hand.) Josh: Yeah, you're sweating a lot, how about you take off your shirt?~ (Josh winked at Erik, Erik blushing furiously at his request.) Erik: W-what are you talking about!? (he mumbled, not believing his own ears that he just heard Josh telling him to take his shirt off.) Josh: Stop acting stupid, silly.~ Take your shirt off..~ (Josh got up from his barstool, getting close to Erik, looking him dead in the eyes, holding him by the collar of his shirt as he repeated his sentence, looking at Erik with lustful eyes.) Santiago: Fags. (he muttered, serving the beer that Erik ordered for Josh, placing it down in front of them.) Erik: Hey man, what's your problem!?
Person 1: What is that you are reading on your phone?
Person 2: I'm just reading an Erik x Josh fanfiction.
Person 1: Eww, wtf!
When you get to friends who are so bull-headed and ignorant reasoning with them is not viable.
What idiots, they're just a pair of Josh and Trevors.
A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).
The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.
Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).
The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.
Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
a nerd who plays baseball gets called cute by moms and is in love with his uncle Josh connelly has a big pp and bigger balls he only drinks diet coke and diet cock he’s in love with emos and loves men
Hey what’s josh connelly doing, “trying to suck himself”
Pro PS4 rager
Gets mad if his game lags and always blames other people
Josh bills'reeeee'