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An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.
You are my little Zylch Muffin
I love all my Zylch Muffins
SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in
1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.
2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.
3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.
She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin
A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.
A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?
Usually an insault in which a woman is being called a slut or a whore, but has recently been taken in a completly different direction by many youngsters of today, it is now commonly used as a synonim for good. Depending on the context is wether or not its an insault or a compliment.
For num. 1 "God, Jill's slept with every guy at this school but me, shes such a slut muffin."
For num. 2 "Woah, Rachel your looking pretty slut muffin today."
When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.
a person(s) who take a shit out in a field
you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.
"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"
"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"