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I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!

by LukeJes September 5, 2022


I'm Partnered with IBM

Save lives. Coding is just a tool. That's why I'm Partnered with IBM. Save people from water crisis. Make robots.

Hey you. Yes you. I'm Partnered with IBM for "Call for Code"

by kaybubz September 18, 2020


I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

Something you shout at any homosexual.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

by de-pube April 8, 2024


I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ” there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ”
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~

by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 6, 2024


I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™

โ€ข someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
โ€ข someone who needs to touch grass
โ€ข someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies

1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™

by ivanappreciator July 8, 2024


I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing ๐Ÿค” Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023


girl: I'm fine

she is not feeling good (mentally and/or physically) and thinks you (S.O.) might tell her "I know you're not baby, what's wrong?" we may not tell you and might get annoyed if you keep asking but we may eventually tell you but we take your caring words to heart and it usually makes us feel better.

(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: (explains problem)

(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: You're right but I'm getting through it, thank you
(S.O.): Of course, let me know if you need ANYTHING

by Elle Annie June 1, 2022