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A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the male says "penis jynx" before the female says "vagina jynx", she cannot speak until she licks/sucks/gets you off with her mouth (depending on how you want to play)
See also, "Vagina Jynx"
"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together
"PENIS JYNX" -male
"VAGIN... damn it" -female
"slurp, slurp" - female
"Now I can talk again, phew!" -female
A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all
Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y
A girl who provides blow jobs or hand jobs to a select guy she really has no intrest in. But doesnt want to offend him once he's whipped it out, so just goes along with it.
Friend #1: She is such a penis enabler.
Friend #2: No,She just felt bad once he already took it out.
A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.
Sandy was worried she would be a virgin forever, but a temporal penis appeared in her room.
The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis
Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.
Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.
Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.
Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?
Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.