When trying to fix/clean/repair something, the person makes it ten times worse.
I was trying to clean the spilled soap but I ended up flooding the entire room with bubbles. It was a real Curious George Moment.
horrible at boxing and being a peer mentor, is always beaten by a lauren
‘everyone’s such a george compared to tyson fury’
It’s a fact of life that George loves Amy more, if you don’t believe that then your a bit of a shot stain ngl
Mr Bolter Sir, “theirs no way George loves Amy more”
*Mr Bolter Sir died*
Collecting Images of George Bush, typically for personal use.
"Gerald has been George Bushing a lot"
A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...